behold! pants!

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 31859

Unable to escape the compulsion, Fred invokes the spell. There is a puff of smoke, and then Lord Reaibn Daenorth appears. "What the Hell?!" he says, coughing and waving his hand.

Fred is nonplussed, but not really that surprised. Weird crap happens all the time, he is pretty much used to it. "Um. You are supposed to bring back the days of Horsehockey, it says it in this dang book" Fred points to the book to accentuate his point. This was, of course, completely superfluous and rude.

Reaibn shakes his head and then sighs in an over-dramatic fashion. "Son of a... I am trying!" He begins to pace back and forth. "The domain is purchased, the emails are being created, now me and CBS Atlanta/Ben need to just get to the actual work of building the the site. It will be done. It will return!"

Lord Fred is not listening, he has wondered over to another book, Astra: How to make that stupid skank shut the eff up by Velus. "yeah, thats... great. Good stuff."

and then...

  1. Reaibn smacks the book out of Fred's hand. "I am talking to you!"
  2. Fred wonders what the heck a 'site' is.
  3. Ben appears in a puff of smoke to discuss the work that needs to be done.
  4. Lord Fred moves on to another book...
  5. Fred decides to eat the book (WTF)
  6. The Story Cops arrest Lord Reaibn for putting himself into almost every episode he writes.
  7. Reaibn gets offended at the pointing at the book, and punches Fred in the mouth
  8. Everyone wonders why the episode is titled 'Behold! Pants!'

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