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"This just in! The Macy's store in downtown New York has imploded! Yes,
folks, you heard right, imploded. Three janitors were badly hurt but
expected to survive. They are being kept under observation at Cedar Sinai
and unable to talk to the press. A source in the hospital said that two of
the janitors reported seeing a gigantic mass of humans emerge from a
portal near electronics, then stop. Someone mentioned something about a
king and how the king was to be killed. Then all the humans the janitors
reported seeing imploded. The force is what is reportedly destroyed Macys.
The police commisioner says that nobody but the three janitors were in the
store and if such a story was even remotely true in any way, evidence of
more human bodies would have been found. A security tape backup records
frizzing and strange glowing lights all around the store, including
electronics, seconds before the store caved in. Now back to Chet
Youbetcha, at the studio."
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