Wow, is CNN really hurting for news or what?
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 30892
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“I mean this guy Lots42 is a bamboozler and a bumbling bigot!” The
palavering Chris Mathews preaches with a clinched fist he raises into the
air when he says words like ‘Republicans’ and ‘exploiting’. “It’s this
kind of base degradation that’s destroying this country like a growing
cancer. It’s there for the sole purpose of exploiting our inner-demons.”
At this point most of his audience is lost, and even Mathews himself
isn't sure what exactly he's really talking about.
“This is just what you’d expect to see coming from the Republicans! And
frankly, I’m not surprised.” Mathews’ guest, one well-mannered Professor Dorfendervlepterschnegen, shakes his head. “We don’t actually know if Lots42 is a Republican or not,” he points out calmly. “I think he might have voted for Nader. Or was it him that penciled in a vote for Buffy the Vampire Slayer? Hmm, I forget.” “Well I can guarantee you he comes from a red State!” Mathews roars, the veins bulging in his neck.The professor shrugs. “Most of them are red.” Mathews sticks his tongue out at his German guest. “Well have you ever ‘pooped beer’, professor!?”“Once, in college, yes,” the professor admits offhandedly. “But that’s beside the point. If we’re going to get heated up over this little debacle, then I think it’d be petty. There are far bigger events occurring right now that deserve our attention. This is why the Democrats have been losing elections.” “Don’t bring politics into this!” Mathews objects. “This is about Lots and his profanity!” The usually calm professor becomes a little heated. “But you’re the one who brought politics into it, you raving knucklehead!”“Well why don’t you kiss my hairy white ass!” Mathews explodes. (Not literally) “And why don’t you eat shit and die!” the professor responds.Hardball with Chris Mathews will return after this..
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