As Fred relieves himself into his can of beer Forest forward Marlon
Harewood scores an absolutely stunning volley with his left boot, putting
his team in front.
In his euphoria our hero leaps up, not realising that his manhood is still lodged in the can. His joy, quickly turned into pain. It happened quickly, the sharp edges of the hole cut mercilessly into flesh, in a panic Fred ripped the can away from his crotch. Blood and lager sprayed as the severed penis flew across the room Fred screamed and fell to the floor, bleeding heavily. Yet, as his conciousness faded he noticed that Forest were on another attack. 4-4 and Forest could soon be in the lead for the first time!
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