England and France

Fred looked down, rubbed his eyes and leaned forward for another look to be sure. "That's not a state. It's England."

"Exactly! And this?"

"France."

"Aha!" She grabbed his belt and pushed him forward over the table as she sang,
"You see England, you see France!"
Then she swiftly pulled down his pants and ripped off his speedos as she continued,
"I just stole your underpants!"

1. Fred is moved to tears by the unexpected stunt poetry.
2. Fred screams bloody murder.
3. Fred emerges triumphant in his second pair of underpants. Backups aren't just for computers.

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