We'll have Nun of this now.

"A homeless nun. Right."

"Can nuns be homeless?" Josh wondered. "Don't they all live in nunneries of something?"

"I didn't stop to ask. Do I look like an expert to you?"

"Not really. But you don't look like a thief either, so what do I know?"

"You know nun about it either, huh?" Roanna grinned.

"Stop that. Maybe you're not curious, but if I'm going to carry this pack I want to know what makes it so heavy!"

So Josh opened the pack and found...

1. a bible. On closer examination it turned out to be an Inifinity Bible, containing every single version of the Bible ever written or going to be written. Which of course went a long way in explaining its weight.
2. an ordinary Bible, one of the modern editions.
3. a very old Bible.
4. what looked like the original Bible, written on scrolls. (Stored in pottery urns, once again explaining the weight.)
5. curiously enough, a stack of Tijuana bibles. (Look it up!)

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