Sir Josh pries open the exit and leaps out. Fortunately, there had been a
hay cart stuck in the ditch. Sir Josh lands butt first in the hay.
The momentum keeps him moving. He skids, rolls, falls out of the cart and
hits his head on the bumper.
He wakes from his coma, six months later.
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His mother is there, napping in the hospital chair, drooling into an US Magazine.
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His best friend, Spock, is there, practicing Tai Chi.
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The hay cart is there, looking for revenge.
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Sir Josh has to pee like a racehorse. He does, but he gets lost, goes to a bathroom down the hall and the nurses think he's been kidnapped. Panic ensues.
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Somehow, Sir Josh had been elected President. He resolves to rename Kentucky 'SirJoshLand.' That is simply a side-effect of the meds.
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