Contact beer?
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 29828
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"It is contact beer." "Really? I've heard of contact poison, but this?" "Beer is a poison, so you are right, technically it is a contact poison. Best poison ever. Really." "And why would one need contact beer?" "For the occasional run-in where you need to get the other guy off of you but don't want to kill him... quickly." "Is it potent?" "Very, one drop renders you as drunk as if you had an entire six pack of the best." "Well... can I have a twelfth of a drop?" Suddenly the troll turns around from his sandwich, and asks, "Beer? Can I have it?" Both Fred and Belboz replied simultaneously, "Not unless you want to die! That would be like drinking a POOL FULL OF BEER!" Belboz had done the math, the amount remaining in the bottle was the equivalent to drinking an entire olympic size swimming pool full of normal beer. Fred had guessed, and came to the same conclusion. Belboz remarks, "Jinx, you owe me a soda." Then...
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