Sir Paulito's Gaffe

"Never mind that," Sir Paulito said. "Who is this fair damsel whose lush form is barely disguised by the ragged remains of her clothes?"

"It's only because I don't want to harm relations between our two countries that I haven't struck you down for that remark," Astra said. "I am Princess Astra of Aqualaria. I don't expect you to bow and kiss the back of my hand, but I do expect you to keep a civil tongue in your head."

1. Sir Paulito apologises profusely.
2. Sir Paulito says: "You a princess? Don't make me laugh. Where did you find her, Fred? The local brothel?"

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