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Lord Fredirigo D'Honaire was in a bad situation. He was trapped on a ship of pirates bound for Haspan. On the surface, Haspan treated the Great Kingdom well, but all versed in such matters knew Haspan would do what it took to gain an advantage over the the land Lord Fredirigo loved.
Now a Haspan merchant ship was in the path of these dastardly pirates. Lord Fred bore the simple shopkeepers that manned the vessel no ill will and knew he must escape to warn them somehow. But how? A chain wrapped around his ankles was looped across the shower pole. So was the chain that held his wrists tight. But hold. The shower pole, thick and tall, had an end, where buckets of water were upturned over dirty men to wash them clean. Also, the pirate men were not paying attention, preparing to raid the merchants. Fred backed up. The chains gave for about a foot, preventing further progress. Fred slid the links through his hand until he grasped the chain a few scant inches from where it touched the pole. He rose his arms high, and tugged back against the wood. The pole held. Fred tugged back farther. He leapt up, planting the sides of his legs against the pole. Then keeping them pressed tight, he raised his hands, then pulled back against the wood. He heaved his lower body up and slammed his knees against the pole again. He was higher! Fred scurried upward and in seconds, came to the bend in the shower device. He simply looped his chains over them and pushed off with his feet. The ankle chain was flicked over the bends in the pole with centimeters to spare. Fred execetuted a mid-air flip and landed on his feet, now free. Naturally, that was when he was spotted. An unshaven giant leapt off a higher deck, roaring, his sword out and swinging. Fred laid back on the hot smelly deck. An expression of confusion crossed the dullard's face, then he swung his sword down. Fred planted his hands on the deck and pushed himself backwards. As planned, the blade sliced through the chains and buried itself in the wood. Fred kicked sideways with his right foot. The man slammed to the ground. Fred flung himself to his feet and drew the sword out of the deck. By now, many more men had spotted him and were charging his way.
Two men understood Fred's plan and ran to block the wheel. They swung in tandem as Fred stopped in front of them. He flicked his blade up and deflected both high. Then he barrled through, shoving the two aside. Fred spun as they swung at him. He crouched and sliced across four ankles. Then men howled in pain. Fred rose and landed a round house left on two chins. The men tipped backwards, out of the fight. Fred grabbed the wheel and...it was locked. A chain had been looped through it, attached to a boulder so large Fred knew he could not move it. What was this?
Now Fred faced a horde of angry pirates.
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