Water, Water, Everywhere, It Makes My Undies Ride Up

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 29329

You struggle out of a small stream, over some cave-reeds (bees imported from Genua kept cave plants alive), soaked to the bone, missing pretty much all of your supplies and most of your clothes. You barely rate a PG- 13 rating and if the silk stays immobile, it won't be an R.
Fortunately, the random occurences of underground air movements and a nearby lava trap conspire to keep you on the side of not freezing to death from exposure. But you're still weaponless and nearly naked.
From the south comes marching and to the north, random bonks. You realize you gotta do something.

  1. Go north.
  2. Use a reed for a breathing tube and hide under water.
  3. Blindly walk towards the marching sound.
  4. Sing an inspirational song while you hide behind that black and white boulder over there. Fail to realize singing gives your position away.
  5. Curl up and mutter threats to no one in paticular.
  6. Cry;.
  7. Fortunately, someone else's sword, their hand still attached, comes floating by.
  8. You recall the time, in eigth grade, when the teacher turned into a giant lizard and smashed all the condemned buildings in the city. Seven hundred and two homeless people died.

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