Spatial Anamolies and a Weiner Dog
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 29264
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"Captain's Log, supplemental. With access to the computer still down,
we've only had Tom Paris' old earth memories to catalogue the anamolies
that have been appearing onboard. Who knew Admiral Kirk's ancient earth studies classes would bear fruit? Rumor has it they were because the Federation has visited the late twentieth century so many, many times but I digress. In just under half an hour, the bridge of the ship has played host to an extinct breed of earth canine called 'weiner', several floating 'hover disks', which are just helium, twelve storage medium devices Paris identified as VHS and plastic molded childlishly shaped equines called 'My Little Pony'. When Tuvok opined that the latter toys looked like something few males would be interested in, Paris blushed several shades I did not think humans could. Right now it is predicted we will have contact with the rest of the ship in twenty minutes. I count myself fortunate that so many engineering staff had bridge duty when the anamolies hit. After things calm down, I will be catalouging the skills used to fix the problem and cross-training the entire crew in them. For now, I have been ordered to get some rest by the Doctor. He has had little to do since the turbolift broke down behind him, stranding him. He was quite angry." Janeway takes a short nap.
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