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Lord Fred looked at Astra accusingly. "Surely this cannot be true?" he
said. "I expected the woman that I love would be pure and chaste. Who have
you lusted after?"
"Well, there was Mister M," Astra began in a dreamy voice. "He rippled with muscles and the shirt which he wore always seemed on the point of bursting asunder. He had long green hair." "I see," Fred said, assuming that Astra had finished. But she carried on: "Then there was the young farm-boy Velus. He was so sweet and innocent. I taught him a lot. And I mustn't forget Sir Toby, of course. He really knew how to give a girl a good time, even if he would never buy me any new clothes. Oh, and Albert, your King's ninety year old butler. He was remarkably sprightly for a man of his advanced years. And..." Ten minutes later, Astra had finally finished and Fred was in a state of shock. Eventually he said:
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