Funny!

"Bunny!" the child cried. With a reversed splash all the children jumped out of the pool and, completely ignoring the much larger and smellier Sir Josh, started chasing the bunny around. In a matter of seconds it was completely surrounded. Then the children...

1. seized it, cuddled and petted it, took it home and called it Sir George.
2. tore it into messy pieces and ate it raw.
3. dressed it up in baby clothes.
4. sacrificed it to an evil god in a gratuitiously gory arcane ritual.
5. fed it carrots until it exploded.
6. tickled it until it peed on one of them.
7. cried like little girls. Which half of them were. Fancy that.
8. laughed maniacally.
9. noticed Sir Josh after all.
10. got surprised as Sir Josh took offense at the narrator calling him smelly.

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