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Sir Josh is startled when the voice on the other end of the phone is not
Prisoner's, but a crazy sounding old lady.
"Watch what you say! Uranus has spies everywhere!" the old lady
screeches.
"I beg your pardon?" Sir Josh asks.
"We have to stay away from Walmart tomorrow night! There's going to be a
gang orientation where they pick random women to shoot and kill!"
"Okay, my name is Sir Josh, and can I please speak to Prisoner? I have a
question for him."
"9/11 was an inside job!"
"Ma'am, please. Let me speak to Prisoner! This is his number, is
it not?"
"Barack Obama isn't really American!"
"That isn't relevant right now! Please put Prisoner on the phone!"
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The argument continues long into the night.
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Sir Josh finally hangs up.
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Prisoner fights off the crazy old bag, and gets on the phone.
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Sir Josh decides to prolong the conversation, just to hear the increasingly fucked up things the woman has to say.
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