Good Old John

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 28895

Fred coninues onward even though it is so warm. He had a quest to do, and that was to kill the fluffy dragon of happy land. No that wasn't right. The heat was getting to his brain, but there was nothing he could do about it.

Unless?! Yes, that would be it. Fred started taking off his armor, and it became a bit colder. Still very hot, but no longer incredible hot. That was it. And so it was that Fred removed his shirt, his chops, his shield until he was left with a sword and his trusty pair of boxer shorts.

"We will be fine John," Fred told his boxer shorts. And what a pair of boxer shorts they were, they had been through Fred on all his adventures. When he had fought the lizardmen of the Calamari, when he had battled the mermen of the east or even the time he had slayed the werewolf. And through it all he had hardly ever washed them.

Fred continued deeper into the cave when all of a sudden...

  1. ...John starts talking.
  2. ...Fred are repulsed by his own lack of hygiene.
  3. ...Fred faints from the heat.
  4. ...Fred arrives at the valley of pink elephants.

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