Sassafras to go, Please!
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 2862
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This was INSANE!!! First he buys a historical fiction cd-rom that won't
work, then he gets jilted with yet another cd that is almost identical to
the first, he nearly faints in the book section, and then some furry
freaks pop out of nowhere and the store clerks think HE is responsible!
Without a second's thought he makes for StarBucks and quickly hides behind
a sassafras bush (made of artificial fabric, of course).
"Yo dude, what is your problem?" Joshua turned around to face the largest, the fattest, the most huge teenager he had ever encountered. ~~No way can this guy do gym!~~ thought Joshua to himself. "I said 'What is your problem'!" continued the irate teenager. "Well," began Joshua. "I'm being chased by...by some...by some punk-rocker wannabe's who think fur is in, REALLY in." Even as the words escaped his mouth a large man with the uniform of a computer clerk entered the store; upon his shirt was his name-tag, it said: "I am Black Knight, How May I serve You?" Luckily for Joshua the sassafras bush was a good hiding place, Mr. Knight didn't see him...yet. The fat teenager returned to his post behind the counter and addressed Mr. Knight: "Hi. What would you like?"
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7/17/1999 3:49:10 PM
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