The Matrix Reloaded

"Wow." said Fred as he left the cinema. "That movie kicked ass!"

Karen had personally thought that the first one had been far better, and obviously the Wachowskis (how on earth did you spell that anyway?) had forgotton just how powerful agents are. In the first one, Agent Smith had beaten Morpheus into a pulp in about twelve seconds, but in this one Morpheus had nearly beaten an agent that was even faster and stronger than the one who had beaten him in the first one.

It was all screwed up. And that sex scene had to be the longest one in movie history, and ironically you could see more of the people who were dancing than the people who were actually doing it. And....

"Did you see those twins?" Fred said, interupting her chain of thought. "They kicked ass!"

Karen suddenly realised she had an important appointment with the television and had to rush off very quickly, leaving Fred to marvel at hte wonder he had just seen.

After some thought, Fred went and bought a long black trenchcoat, a figure hugging black top that might not have been designed for the male population, some sunglasses, shiny boots and some black trousers. He changed in some nearby toilets, and stepped out as NEO!

Now, thought Fred, I have to find a high place to jump off from. He looked around and eventually saw a church spire.

Fred climbed to the top of the church and jumped off the church spire, expecting to fly.

1. Fred doesn't fly. He hits the ground and dies.
2. Fred does fly, and changes his name to Superfred
3. Fred hits the ground, but gets rushed to hospital
4. Fred suddenly wakes up next to Melissa. It was all a dream!

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