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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 28580
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And hovering above the pool there was a little winged cave-
fairy. “Hello,” said the fairy. These just so happened to be it’s last
words and, “AH! It’s a fairy!” TW screamed. Then he killed it with
one mighty cleave of his trusty sword. Fairy-guts spalttered across the
room. Sparky looked on indifferently and lapped up some of the fairy's
remains.
Fairies were definitely an annoying pest. And still are, to this very day - as any construction worker can tell you. After drinking some of the refreshingly cool water from the pool, TW and Sparky delved further into the caves. It got even darker as they went, and TW was soon forced to use his torch. Little black things on the floor and slimy walls scurried away from the light.Of course, it didn’t take long before they happened upon a naked chic chained to the walls. “Oh, what a surprise,” TW remarked sarcastically. “Original. This is all so original.” Sparky growled in agreement.“Please free me!” cried the blonde. As she struggled against her restraints her breasts swayed gracefully to and fro. “And keep the eyes from wandering below the neck, pervert!” she spat. Time Warrior blushed. “Sorry, miss.”Her face became locked in a snarl. She was sure cute when she was angry.“And don’t call me ‘miss’!” TW shrugged. “Sorry, miss. I mean, sorry...ma’am or whatever.”“WELL,” she screamed. “ ARE YOU GOING TO FREE ME OR JUST STARE!?”
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