Bacon Eating Monkeys

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 28089

Yes, monkeys eat bacon. Not just any monkeys, mind you. These were rare Venezuelan monkeys. And the bacon was not the pig related kind. Oh no. This was from the equally rare bacon tree, A. Baconolis, so-called because its fruits resembled rashers of bacon. Unfortunately, they didn't taste like bacon, and neither could they be eaten by any creature other than the previously mentioned monkeys. You see, the trees relied on the monkeys to propagate their seeds, which were passed into the monkey's droppings.

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Josh had just punched Seinfeld again. What happens next?

  1. The comedian goes down.
  2. Half his face falls off, revealing a robot underneath.
  3. Seinfeld self-destructs.
  4. The stairs suddenly turn into a slide, sending the pair hurtling...

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