Subject: Why don't women like nice guys?
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 28023
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Subject:Why don't women like nice guys? Author:Duke Zular Mollari Seems like you have to be some smelly, obnoxious dragonslayer to even catch their eye! Don't these harlets have any class? Can they not appreciate that beneath my frail, sickly figure there lies a brilliant genius and a creamy milk chocolate filling? Oooo, so I don't have some big, bulging broadsword that I can swing about like an idiot! So what!? Alas, it seems I have had no other choice, you see. Now I have resorted to drugging my dates. They tend to slobber a bit in that state, but at least it shuts them up and they quit squirming about. :/Subject:Re: Why don't women like nice guys? Author:Belboz Nice guys, huh. What about old (ancient, really) cave-dwelling guys who smell like death!? No chics ever pay US heed! On a similar note, does anyone here know of any tried and true methods of conditioning an Aqualarian Princess to be your adoring love- slave? (And NO Zular, I'm not asking for an essay on poisons and their common, everyday household uses) Would appreciate any OTHER advice in this regard. (: Subject:to Zular Author:Bert the shanty guy Coconut trees, with just a little imagination and (a lot of) liqour, make the perfect bed (and soul) mates. Um, also, if anyone happens to be in the neighborhood of the South Tarel, think maybe you could bum me a ride to the mainland? Subject:Pig- headed men Author:Princess Astra You all only reaffirm my Amazon beliefs. This is why men are not permited to enter the sacred grounds of Themyscira. Maybe if you all quit thinking about sex for five minutes you'd be able to actually talk to a woman, get to know her, and then go from there! You're all pigs! And Belboz, you're just a dirty old man - you filthy serpent! Subject:Re:Pig- headed men Author: Zular Mollari Sheesh, that time of the month again, Princess? Subject:Re:Pig-headed men Author: Belboz Astra Wrote: "And Belboz...you filthy serpent!" There's more truth to that statement then you'll ever know! Mwuhahahahaha!Subject: Girls, girls, girls, YARRRR! Author:Seacaptain Fogeno Yo ho ho! Ahoy thar, swashbucklers, buccaneers, warrior princesses, and nice guys alike! If the company of a dainty whore is what ye be seeking, then the port of Siloon is where ye should be a goin! Arrr! 'Two Whores for Every Drunken Sinner' is the motto in that haven of human debauchery! Take it from Fogeno! Yar hararar!
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