You and Your Folks, Me and My Folks

Jerry Seinfeld gives him a funny look. An uncomfortable silence follows, as Josh actually begins to perspire. The only sound that could be heard was drops of sweat hitting the landing.

"Well," Seinfeld finally speaks, "have you ever noticed that some boxes of Minute Rice have a plastic spout on the side, and other boxes of rice has to be opened from the top, just like a box of cereal? Why can't it be the same for all brands of instant rice across the world? Wouldn't it be easier on you, the consumer, if you had a nice, easy pouring spout on the side of your box of Uncle Ben's so that you didn't make a mess in the kitchen whenever you needed to cook some rice as a side?"

1. "No, I can't say that I have noticed," replies Josh.
2. Oh god, if Jerry still had a TV show, he could have gotten half a season's worth of material out of this observation
3. Jerry continues to confound Josh with observations about nothing.

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