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There was a tinkle from the bell over the shop door, and a few seconds
later a beautiful yet athletic, tall, full-breasted redhead came into view
through the fumes. She held a sword in her right hand. Though he had never
met her before, Fred knew at once that this was Princess Astra, the woman
he loved. Of course, the fact that she was nude was a big clue.
She seemed to be having a problem with the smoke. "Aacchh!" she coughed, turning to Fred. "I'm - aacchh - looking for Satan. Are you - sphhtt - him?" "Certainly not," Fred said, a little annoyed that she should mistake him for Satan - even though this being their first meeting perhaps gave her some excuse. "I am Lord Frederigo D'Honaire, but please call me Fred. And you are Princess Astra, the woman I love." "I am? Ack-ack-ack. The woman you love, I mean. I know - rhppth - that I'm Astra. I'm sorry I - acchh - mistook you for Satan, but - ack-ack-ack- ack - my eyes are watering so much that it's hard to see." "Why were you sent to Hell?" Fred asked. "Because I was an unbeliever. Or rather I -achhtt - believed in the Goddess, but apparently she doesn't exist. So, have you seen Satan? Ack- ack-aaaccckk!" "He's right here," Fred said.
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