The Adventures of Fred's Left Pinky
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 27412
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Even as Fred's eyes were being inserted into the empty eye sockets of Gary
the Unlikable Bandit, a second operation behind another veil was being
prepped. Bart the Enchanted (not to be confused with Bert the Enchanter)
lay upon a table and hoped that today was going to be his day of
deliverance. He had been cursed by a Geldanite whore's grandmother's
second-cousin's uncle nearly three years ago. The curse involved the
phases of the moon, lust, and shriveled genitals... suffice it to say that
Bart didn't like talking about it. But after over a year of trying to
find a cure, or a clue to a cure, or simply a way to hide from the moon,
and
after beating the living daylights out of the Geldanite whore's
grandmother, the grandmother's second-cousin, and the grandmother's second-
cousin's aunt (he wasn't going anywhere near to the uncle after what
happened the first time) he did discover that if all his fingers were
replaced by those of other people, his fortune would change.
This revelation led to a new-found desire in manicures. And knives, very sharp knives. And suffice it to say that today, with the addition of the dead Allarian knight's left pinky, all of Bart's fingers would be replaced. And his fortune would change. That's what they had said, all of them... and he was banking on it. After some confusion from the other side of the veil, some hollering, hitting, and a very strong fart, Doctor Love Strange parted the veil and came over to Bart. Within two hours Bart had a bandaged hand, and beneath all the bloodied gauze a brand new pinky!
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