America Eats its Young

"I...I don't understand, Velus," Fred stammers. "Wasn't that supposed to work?"
"It might have helped, Fred, if you were a genuine prince!" snaps Velus, finding himself suddenly very angry. "You're no member of anyone's royal family, so this whole fairy tale fantasy you had just doesn't work! Why don't you go kiss the dragon?"

Fred is taken aback at Velus.

1. "There's no need to be negative!" Fred cries.
2. Fist fight time!
3. After five minutes of arguing, the Princess does return to her human form.
4. Josh Burbank shows up. "Hey, guys! DUCK!!" he screams, pointing at the Princess. Then he runs away.

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