The Evil Bunnies

As Fred and Lava Man walked on, discussing the differences in the use of Hespan and Aqualarian cheese in the production of cheesecake, and the disparate benefits thereof, both heard a click. And in the next second they were surrounded by a dozen females. These fair-skinned, blonde- haired, pink-eyed vixens wore soft fur boots (that had enabled them to sneak up with such stealth) and leather vests that reached from their thighs to under their armpits, leaving their legs and shoulders bare. For Fred, raised as he was with the conservative values of the Great Kingdom, this seemed a touch scandalous - but even more shocking was the fact that each female had a set of giant bunny ears protruding from her head!

"Surrender!" said one of the Devil Bunny Women "Resistance is Futile! Okay?"

Each Bunny was aiming a crossbow at our heroes to back up their threat. Fred gulped. Even maintaining maximum chi flow, and with complete control over his chakras, he wasn't sure he could evade or block twelve crossbow bolts at once. Perhaps he could - but he hadn't come this far to die at the hands of such a bizarre foe.

"Leave this to me!" laughed Lava Man, perhaps sensing Fred's hesitation "Those splintery wooden playthings won't do anything to my thick fiery hide! Prepare to die, foolish Bunnies!"

"Not so fast, hot stuff!" said the Bunny, tilting her crossbow slightly to show the bolt inside. It was an ice-blue one, shining with a magic energy that radiated cold even at a distance. To Fred's amazement, his irreducible ally seemed taken aback.

"Wh... where did you get that?!" Lava Man said. "The Crossbow Bolt of a Thousand Glaciers - certain doom for any creature associated with fire!"

The Bunnies giggled in unison "Silly Lava Man!" "What a hunk though!" "Mmmm, better use protection!"

"We had best surrender." Fred said. "The Bunnies are hopping mad! Who knows what they are capable of?"

"No one meanders through the lair of our Master without his permission!" the Bunny said with a gleam in her eye "Off to Guldhelm with you - to the Chamber of Erotic Torture!"

"Oh no!" Fred paled. "Anything but that!"

"Damnation!" Lava Man said.

1. And so, our heroes were driven by the Devil Bunny Women to the Chamber of Erotic Torture.
2. Fred, mortally afraid of torture, chose to fight against the superior numbers and equipment of the Devil Bunny Women.

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