Dimension-hopping maniac J_Brew has stolen the Mountain Dew. (He had hired
himself out as a doc to get access to the hospital's 'Dew'. He just
looked as if he had been in danger from the zombie). Unfortunately
it is the only thing that can stop the plague of zombies infesting
Hyrule.
Since Link and Zelda were too busy being stuck in some damn dungeon or
making out or shit, it fell to Fred to find the Dew.
Unfortunately Fred was stuck in a small exam room while zombies ate the
nurses outside.
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There is a window. He escapes that way.
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He escapes out a trapdoor.
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He finds a wrench left behind by the doctor (in order to fix Metal Golems). He uses this to bash up the nurse-eating zombies. Then the quest begans.
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He pries out some of the ceiling boards and escapes out the roof.
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Zombies push in the door. Fred fights, a scalpel in each hand.
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Fred is transported out by the Wizard Of The Mountains. He is giving cheap, shitty equipment and sent on his quest.
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This is boring. Just imagine he got out somehow and cut to him entering the first dungeon, hidden deep under the floorboards of the Callahan Bar And Grille.
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