Well, he said tea party

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 26852

Fred and Scott emerged on what turned out to be the poop deck of a sailing vessel. Fortunately Scott was not sufficiently familiar with marine terminology to make the obvious comment. There was some activity down on the main deck, and when Fred walked over to look, he was surprised to see several men with painted skin and strange attire making themselves busy unloading the ship. The cargo seemed to consist of bales of dried leaves, and when one of them passed right below him he noticed an exotic aroma.

But something was wrong. The ship was lying with the port side to the quay, as things were meant to be, but the painted men were throwing the leaf bales over the other side. Fred thought for a moment that they were unloading them onto smaller vessels, but the splashing noises left little doubt about the fate of the cargo.

"Boston," Scott muttered as he too stood taking in the strange sight.

"Oh come on!" Fred exclaimed. "Your boss may be a heavyweighter, but I doubt that he weighs a ton."

Scott stared uncredulously at his companion. "What have you been smoking?" he asked.

  1. Fred takes Scott's question as a suggestion to try smoking tea leaves.
  2. The panda eats, shoots and leaves.
  3. Muttering something about changing the course of history, Scott throws a bucket of seawater over the nearest "Indian" and shouts "Hey, these guys are fake!"
  4. Uh, Scott? You were supposed to hold the bucket and throw the water at him. That's going to leave a mark.
  5. The captain (who's in on the conspiracy) tries to distract our heroes by inviting them to a real tea party.
  6. Benjamin Franklin turns up, looking as if he's been struck by lightning.
  7. Scott yells "NOBODY STEPS ON A CHURCH IN MY TOWN!", jumps down on the main deck and punches the nearest "Indian".
  8. Actually Scott's boss does weigh a ton on Jupiter.

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