Racial Tensions

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 26767

"Yo," said the black man... with the magic katanas.

"UM..." Fred stammered. "Yo. What up. I'm a whitey. Ya. I'm a cool whitey though. I'm one of the good ones. I'm a good white."

The black dude arched an inquisitive eyebrow. "Is that so?"

"Oo fo sho! I'm all about that kneeling during the anthem n all that! You know. During the jousting tournaments Kneeling during the jousting torunaments. Or something."

Lots scratched his butt.

"SCHNOZZLE!" said a disembodied voice.

"You need my services, or what!?" the black dude finally asked, standing, flinging his katanas about in a flingy kinda way. "Get on with it. White boy."

"That's funny. Ha ha ha." Fred chuckled uneasily. "Ummm. Ya. I do...need your services. But I of course would be willing to pay. For your services. No slave and master type stuff. It'd be totally legit. Um. I mean...You would do what I tell you to do. But I'll pay you. Fairly. Um. I mean."

"DO what!?!?!?" The blck dude's face was reddening. Or something. Whatever black people's faces do when they get high blood pressure. Blacken? Redden? Something. I need more black friends.

I need more friends. Period.

Anyway....back to the um....story...umm....

  1. Black dude vs. Fred round one FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. Fred explains it. The black dude nods. They come to an understanding. A contract is drawn up. A trio is formed. Off to save the doggy!!!!!

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