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"Yo," said the black man... with the magic katanas. "UM..." Fred stammered. "Yo. What up. I'm a whitey. Ya. I'm a cool whitey though. I'm one of the good ones. I'm a good white." The black dude arched an inquisitive eyebrow. "Is that so?""Oo fo sho! I'm all about that kneeling during the anthem n all that! You know. During the jousting tournaments Kneeling during the jousting torunaments. Or something." Lots scratched his butt."SCHNOZZLE!" said a disembodied voice. "You need my services, or what!?" the black dude finally asked, standing, flinging his katanas about in a flingy kinda way. "Get on with it. White boy.""That's funny. Ha ha ha." Fred chuckled uneasily. "Ummm. Ya. I do...need your services. But I of course would be willing to pay. For your services. No slave and master type stuff. It'd be totally legit. Um. I mean...You would do what I tell you to do. But I'll pay you. Fairly. Um. I mean." "DO what!?!?!?" The blck dude's face was reddening. Or something. Whatever black people's faces do when they get high blood pressure. Blacken? Redden? Something. I need more black friends.I need more friends. Period. Anyway....back to the um....story...umm....
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