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"Who the hell are you and why are you in my kitchen?" said the beautiful,
brown haired, large-nosed female mayor.
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It was a genuine mistake. The mayor accepts this in good humour.
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Fred was attempting to rob the place.
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Purely by accident, Fred decapitates the mayor.
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Fred was stealing food, he had forgotten to supply well for the trip.
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Fred had thought the mayor -was- the blacksmith.
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Fred had a rare cased of 32-year-old Alzheimer's.
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Fred had heard a terrified scream from the now absent apprentice meat-destroyer.
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Fred had broken his left arm climbing over the gate and in his pain, had wandered here.
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He had smelled Tiramasu, his one weakness. (Well, second if you counted naked women).
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Fred had watched the children's stage program 'Chowder' too many times and thought kitchens were magical places of fun.
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