the Orc and the Gaurd
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 26328
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Gavriela slapped Fred for his insolence and his misuse of the pluperfect
adjunctive tense, then she walked off. Even as she did so Fred stood,
placed his left thumb horizontal to his right nostril, twiddled his left
fingers like a flute, and stuck out his tongue: "Blah, blah, blah right
back atcha babe!"
Luckily the learned Gavriela did not hear the comment, or she would have returned and given him a what-to regarding pronunciation, tense, pitch, and constructive dialectics. Unluckily, just as the learned Gavriela was out of ear-shot a drug-crazed orc bounded into the room! The perception-challenged cousin of the ogre tripped past the Priestess, skipped past Fred, and slammed into Fred's gaurdian!! Now, you may be wondering what would Fred, a well-muscled, much-experienced Guard-for-Hire would be doing with a gaurd. Actually, so would I, but facts are facts and the previous option definitely said 'gaurdian'. It really doesn't matter in the final analyses because not only did the sense-altered nephew to the giant try to kill Fred's gaurdian, he succeeded! "NOOOooooooooooo!" screamed Fred even as he unsheathed his axe and lunged for the mind-bent grandfather of the media-consultant. "NOOOOooooooooooooo!" screamed the Priestess as she deftly jumped onto the back and shoulders of Fred, Guard-for-Hire, in an attempt to stay his awful hand. Fifteen minutes later The priestess sits on a chair sipping from a flagon of ale. The Guard-for-Hire sits on a bench smoking from a pipe of weed. The orc sits on the floor not drinking or smoking. Gavriela stands by the door tapping her foot and waiting for the next person to say anything that wasn't acceptable to the Academie d'Lengue du Richese (the governing body of language within the meets and bounds of the City-State of Richese).
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