Excuses, Excuses

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 26281

"My gaping head wound is bleeding steadily and severely," Astra sighed, having retrieved yet another parchment from amoungst the pigeon holes, "may I please be excused to the nearest hospital for professional medical treatment?"

"Wrong! try again!"

"My lower-intestinal tract is infested with tape-worms, may I please be excused to the bathroom to blast my ass all over a shiny porcelain toilet?"

"Nope! Again!"

"My chronic involuntary pancreas-spasms are flaring up again, may I please be excused so that I may find the local pharmacist to buy my specialized prescription spasm cream?"

"Sorry! Keep trying!"

"I am a naughty girl, please may I be excused to have a proper spanking administered to my stout and shapely rump?"

"CORRECT!"

The door opened. Another tin-man stood before her...

  1. "U R 2 bee take-in 2 the diesel-plin room 4 1 proper spanking," said the tin-man.
  2. Back to Fred and Bob...

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