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Upon picking up the red bookshe sees that its title is Red Book.
Opening it she sees that it is a compilation of recipes! Each recipe was
grouped into sections:
Dwarves, Kobolds, and Munchkins for Pixies, Brownies, Hobyahs and other Faieries to serve Man Others She arbitrarily opened onto a page and saw that it was entitled Eleven Elven Donuts recipes by Darke Aa'ron of Dharius. Written below the title was an introductory paragraph: thye donut be a most wondrous contraption of edible entrapment. Who canst resist them? who canst refrain from but a nibble, and once nibblest a bite, and once bitten thye whole shebang?!? This servest as a great treat and prize and lure. As a lure it canst be used in almost any capacitie; for instance I recallest thye time that I myself needed to perform an assasination. What better tool for death but thye mighty donut! And to makest things even sweeter twas thye baker who twas taken to thye tribunal, judged, sentenced, and executed! What power there be in thye donut! And now to thye recipes...
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