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The only person (inside of five minutes) they can find willing to talk
about the dragon is a smelly old bum with no teeth and five legs.
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He provides a font of informaiton.
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He's senile as a nursing home convention.
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Those aren't legs, they are tentacles.
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The bum has a horrible fear of the sound of his own voice. So he keeps screaming and then screaming at the sound of his screaming.
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The bum accidentally dies by falling into a vat of beer.
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