This aint Kentucky!
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 25604
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"C'mon, Freddy!" his mother beckons seductively, licking her lips. "Give
mommy some sugar!" Story Cops materialize on the scene, several of them, all armed with billy clubs and small spiral notebooks. Fred whistles an innocent tune as he turns to walk away, hoping to avoid the authorities. "Awfully cold night bo going around dressed like that," comments one of the cops, placing a firm hand on the man-whore's shoulder. "Where do you think you're going?" Fred has an awful sinking sensation building in his gut, similar to the feeling he got after eating those berries in his strange dream. He turns to confront the officer. "I'm, uh, Puerto Rican," he stammers, avoiding direct eye contact with the cop. "I just moved up here, and haven't had the time to buy myself the proper attire for this climate."This seems as if it makes sense to the burly, blue-clad officer. "Oh, I see," he nods. "Well we had a report that there was a blatant reference to incest and male-prostitution, but we weren't given specifics. Know anything about this?" The car pulls away with a sudden screech right about then. "Uh, no hablo Ingles," is all Fred can think to say. "Donde esta el bano?""Oh ya," says the same blue-clad man to the others. "He's Puerto Rican, makes sense. Okay, buddy," he smiles, turning back to Fred. "You can go on your way. Just be careful, you might catch a cold in this weather." Fred looks at the officer with a blank look on his face."Oh, well uh, buenas snow-shoes or nachos, or somethin..." the cop shrugs. "Good night, amigo!"
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