One Small Step For Fred, One Giant Step For Dudekind
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 25552
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“Jim was a guy!?” Fred sputtered. “You’re kidding, right?” Then he looked
thoughtful for a moment. “Although that would explain a few things,” he
added mystically. He began rubbing his sore bum-bum. “I can’t help but feel sorry for you,” the town watch dude reluctantly confessed after several painful seconds of them squaring each other up suspiciously passed into oblivion. “Well I mean, I knew Jim was hairy but I thought the ladies here just didn’t shave,” Fred went rambling on as if he hadn’t heard a word the watch dude had just spoken. Then his entire body went limp. He was a trembling mass of pitiful humanity. “WHAT HAVE I DONE!?” he screamed unto the heavens.The watch dude couldn’t take much more of this pathetic display of all that was wrong with the world. “Look, that’s not even why we locked you up,” he blurted out suddenly. “The reason there was a warrant out on you was because you went to a Liza Manelli concert. More specifically, you punched an old lady in the stomach in what you declared to be the ‘mosh pit’.” Fred cast his gaze away from the watch dude’s eyes, his shame too great to behold them. “Oh...” he chuckled uneasily. “That.”Then...
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