Death Lancer

"Nyahahahaha!" laughed a maniacal voice behind them. "Did you like that collection, Sir Pikachu? I have plenty more!"

They spun around to see a heavily armoured gnome riding on a giant hell- mole. "Pikaa?" Pikachu said "PIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKA!!!"

"Who are you?!" Gargh demanded, hefting his two-handed bastard pike-ax.

"I am Sir Lorenzo, leader of the Seventh Gnomish Dragoons." the maniacal gnome explained. "I will tear you pathetic humans to shreds with the power of my lance!"

A platoon of gnomish pikemen took up position behind Lorenzo. "Damn!" Whistler said. "How did they manage to sneak up on us like that?"

"Know this, Sir Pikachu." Lorenzo laughed. "You had best lay down your arms right now. Or I will distribute pikachu porn all over the kingdom, disgracing you even in death! Hahahahahaha!!!"

1. Sir Pikachu lays down his arms before Sir Lorenzo, rather than waste the lives of his men.
2. Never! Sir Pikachu will crush Sir Lorenzo for sullying his good name.

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