Pie! Then a mission
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 25002
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Fred enjoys a refreshing meal at the castle. Pie is the highlight. Then the king, sporting a dashing blue robe and purple bunny slippers, comes in. He sits down and has the last of the pie. Of course, Fred could not refuse. The king then tells Fred why he has been summoned. Seems his neighbor Frodo has uncovered a wrist bracelet imbued with great power. It must be delivered to a far away kingdom where the only other person the bracelet likes, a big jerky knight (noble but he's an ass) will use it to defeat a dark power threatening the entire world. The bracelet refuses to come off of Frodo's wrist. So he has to go with. And of course his life-partner Samwise Gamgee, weed addict, is coming. So far the king has lined up just a few others to go with. A transvestite dwarf named Girlee (he'd been kicked out of the caves for wearing dresses). There's a drunken elf named Leggo, who can, oddly enough, still hit a bullseye while singing 'The Wizard's Staff Has A Knob At The End' while trying not to vomit. And Rincewind, a pathetic wizard, who's on loan from the neighboring kingdom of 'Dontsueius', for his remarkable talent of finding his way out of any danger. The king details that he desires Fred to lead these weirdos to the jerky knight and hand off the bracelet. Fred lusts for more pie then asks why Frodo couldn'tuse the power of the bracelet against the dark force himself. "The bracelet depends of bodily forces. Frodo is a halfling, remember? One good magical blast and Frodo would snap in half like a twig. No, only our knight could handle it. Thank god for steroids. So, will you take the position? Please don't think of it as an order from your king... "
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