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Lord Fred realizes he cannot read. Why is he dealing with this
documentation? (Dilbert had spoken aloud, to himself, the title of what he
had been working on).
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Cry. A little.
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Sob like a drama-seeking little girl.
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Go on a foot-stabbing rampage.
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Eat all the doughnuts in the breakroom.
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Mistake the secretary's lounge for the restroom.
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Quit and flee the building.
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Try to learn to read inside of fifteen seconds by sheer willpower alone. Astonishingly, this sort of works.
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Fake being dead. Tell people this.
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