What a Jerk
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 24918
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"Well I feel trapped," Fred declared, casting his gaze away from
Astrix."I feel as trapped as ever." "Oh," Astrix said flatly. She hadn't expected him to say that. She didn't know what she had expected him to say, but it wasn't...that. "Why do you, um, feel trapped?" she asked, trying to sound as if she cared and doing a bad job of it. Fred shrugged. "Maybe it's the endless ocean looming ahead, or maybe it's the fact that you just wont go away and leave me alone. Maybe it's because I've been lying about Montefort for the last few years, gorging myself on pastries and now my armor fits a little too snuggly. I dunno. I was actually hoping you'd know, Astrix!""Me!?" "YOU!""I don't have a clue..." "YOU!""Ya I know, you said that already..." "YOU!""Listen, could you please quit saying that..." "YOU!""Seriously! Quit harrassing me!" "YOU!""Okay, I've had just about..." "So why do you need help?"Astrix blinked. "Uh, um...nevermind about that, actually." "But I still don't trust you," Fred scowled suspicously."That's okay, I don't want your help, you're a real jerk." "Be that as it may," Fred smugly remarked, "I still do not trust you. The goblins, they warned me. They spoke in all capitals. Surely this cannot be ignored.""Piss off, jerk! You're the biggest ass I've ever met!" "Indeed," said Fred. "You make a good point. And yet, how can I trust you?""NEVERMIND!"
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