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"My name is Evander. Mommy says that I am named for a heavyweight fighter. I don't know. I just like to walk around and hunt. I live with two girl kitties and one kitty who is being fostered. She just turned into seven kitties and she thinks she runs things. Mommy has her locked up in the computer room. The kitty who turned into seven kitties is called Hortense. So let me tell you my story. I was born up north where the winters are cold and you need a thick coat. I had lots of brothers and sisters. I have white furr and blue eyes. Everyone thought I was such a pretty baby. An old lady took me home. She named me Skeetre. I grew up into a big boy that I am now even though I am neutered. since I wasn't that cute ball of fluff anymore, the old lady gave me to a family in Oneida, but they moved away and gave me to a family in Utica. They just left me outside one day and never came back. I wandered around in the snow. I am good at keeping warm and hunting and finding garbage to eat. Then one day these nice ladies behind the library put out a whole can of sardines for me....
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7/4/1999 11:10:07 PM
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