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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 24478

Sir Lots42 looked at the script, shook his head and downed a few beers. Then he got overconfident and downed a few bears, but they got straight up again and started chasing him.
After getting away from the bears, he had some more beer, grabbed some spray paint and started scribbling WHO WATCHES THE WATCHMEN all over town until Alan Moore's lawyers caught up with him and sued him into oblivion for copyright violation.
Returning from oblivion, he had some more beer, got some more paint and started painting WHO WILL NEVER END THE NEVER ENDING QUEST instead, but this line was so long that he soon ran out of paint. After trying unsuccessfully to run back in, he tried painting with beer, but soon found that meant he had nothing to drink. So he...

  1. got sober.
  2. started smoking.
  3. started flaming.
  4. dropped some acid. The lithmus paper turned bright red.
  5. decided that he could write a better episode himself, and did.
  6. decided that he could write a better episode himself, but didn't.

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