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"Unfortunately," says St. Peter sadly "a decision, which is beyond my
control, has been made to banish you to the land controlled by
Satan and his evil minions. This means that you lose your title, 'Sir'
and from now on, you will be called 'Josh the Damned.'"
Josh the Damned wails "What do you mean that you have no control over my fate? I have been good all my life. Some fool decided that I should be killed by a harmless white rabbit that is in a little cage." St Peter says to the former Sir Josh, "Sorry. I personally think you belong in Heaven, but the reader does not think so. You can ask the reader for real proof that you have sinned." With that, St. Peter produces a pitchfork and forces Josh the Damned backwards into a waiting elevator. The next minute, the elevator door opens and Josh the Damned is greeted by a devil. The devil speaks "Welcome to Hell, Josh the Damned. We have a fine range of punishments designed specifically just for you." You as the reader can decide how Sir Josh can be tortured. They are as follows:
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