Sir Josh argues with the story police.

"You must get back to the story. The story involves Lord Fred on his quest to vanquish an evil dragon. Zork has absolutely nothing to do with Lord Fred or a dragon and is unacceptable.

"Just one minute! First of all, the only reason why I got involved in the story is that Lord Fred is dead. And I was sent as his replacement. Got that straight?"

The story police thinks for a minute and says "Sounds right to me."

"And when I ventured into the cave, I try turning on the light." Click. Josh flips the switch to his flashlight. His flashlight comes on. Now why didn't my flashlight come on in the cave? I refuse to play with buggy software!"

"Sir Josh. You are required to resume your quest to vanquish the dragon. And I don't care which pull-down choices doesn't work. Resume immediately."

1. Sir Josh resumes the story at the spot where the pull-down choice didn't work.
2. Sir Josh refuses and is handcuffed by the story police.
3. Sir Josh whips out the rail gun came with Zork and kills the story police.
4. Sir Josh's computer refuses to follow Sir Josh's request to shut down Zork and the story police takes over the computer and starts playing Zork by ripping the boards off the white house.

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