Never insult a man holding a big knife

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 22936

Fred couldn't believe it. "I can't bloody believe it!" he cried out. "You #$%$#@! shot me!"

The man who still held the crossbow, brother to the innkeeper and part- time local frog-killer (they had really BIG frogs you see) looked at Fred in astonishment. "YOU can't believe it? YOU can't believe it?!!?"

"Hey stupid, I'm not deaf!" said Fred as he was slowly losing a lot of blood. "Or do you just like to sound like a big oaf?"

"Why you!"" screamed the innkeeper's brother, and he pulled out his specialty frog-thatched slicing blade.

"Oooooh," said Fred in feined terror. "Whataya gonna do, ya big sissy, you gonna slice open my gullet, huh, ya chicken! you gonna let my guts fall out of my still-living body, stupid snot! you gonna use my intestines to make sausages? I dare ya, you no-good excuse for a fornicatin' lice bag!"

The innkeeper's brother was outraged and shocked. "Why you! I was gonna cut you up in the arms and legs, leave you scarred for life, just to teach you a lesson... but you... you are a monster! I'm going to take your suggestion at face value! Der weinerschnitzel, coming right up!!!"

"Oops."

  1. Just then the town is invaded by four-foot long frogs!
  2. Fred boldly stands up, bolt still sticking from out of his gut, blood still spurting out as well...
  3. The innkeeper is still moaning, "That $%^#@!! ate my hand!"

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