Yowsa!

Fred nearly fell down.

Actually, he did fall down. Right in the gorgonzola.

The cheese man and his daughter helped him to his feet. Still stunned, he says to the daughter, "What could the name of this, the fairest maiden I have ever laid eyes on, be?"

She replied, "Oh, dear Knight, I am Kaleena, the dauther of a poor cheese seller. But thank you for the great compliment."

"No, Kaleena, thank you. For I must..."

1. ... ask for your hand in marriage!
2. ... ask how the heck you spell that weird name!
3. ... write you a check for all the cheese I have eaten!
4. ... thank you for helping me out of all this dang gorgonzola.

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