In the Enemy's Office
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 22795
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Mr. Big is a balding middle-aged Aqualarian male, currently embracing a
buxom young Aqualarian female, similar to the one in the product
advertisement. Though the 'fail-proof' door to his office has swung open,
the man doesn't seem to notice. It looks like he's already got enough on
his mind as he paws at the young woman. "Ooo, Mr. Big!" she squeaks, squirming about on his lap. "You're feeling positively bold today, aren't you!?" A devilish grin creases his face. "Bold? You want bold, sugarplum? I'll show ya bold! RARRRRR!"As Mr. Big continues to grope the woman, a startled look comes over her face. It seems she's noticed Fred."AHHHHHHHH!!!!" "What's the matter!?""L-look behind you!" The man reels around and sees the intruder to his office and the wide open door. "I thought I locked that damn door!" he exclaims, dropping the woman to the floor in a heap as he stands to confront the stranger. He scrambles for a slice of cheese and places it atop his balding head. "Who the hell are you!?""I am Lord Frederigo D'Honaire of Allaria," he boldly proclaims, unsheathing his broadsword. "I am here to right a wrong!" He unfolds the Weapons Monthly magazine and turns it to the AF Pegasus Horseshoe add. He tosses it to Mr. Big, saying: "Explain that to me, especially the highlighted text on the bottom!" "Well, it looks like Flambin the Silly Squire," the man conjectures, "doing something silly again. Ho ho, haha, that silly Flambin! What foolish antics will he engage in next!? And then there's a few other adds, mostly endorsed by retired Knights. Oh, and the note at the bottom says, 'check out next month's issue when we'll have the exclusive interview with Sir Paulito, taken down before his death...'""No the other side!" Fred explains with mounting frustration. Mr. Big flips the magazine over. "Ohh, yes. Our advertisement. Do you want a horseshoe or something?""No, dammit! I want you to explain the note on the bottom!" "Oh, that," the man says begrudgingly. "I knew someone would notice...sooner or later. There isn't going to be a lawsuit, is there? Just because we're owned by Dragon Enterprises doesn't mean we're responsible for all of the missing maidens and burnt fields. We categorically deny any...""Enough! I am not here to sue you! I'm here to smite you! Enguard!" "Oh," gulps Mr. Big. The slice of cheese on his head begins to melt and his tongue laps and licks it up greedily.
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