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Scared poopless, Fred decided to bask in the familiar warm glow of a
computer monitor. Strangely, this seems to relax him considerably. Maybe
this is what he's supposed to be doing. He notices his mailbox is full, so
he opens it up to see what messages he has. Who knows, maybe he'll find a
clue. A window opens on the screen and the e-mails are displayed...
Sender: Toothless CrackWhore Weekly, Online. Subject: Member Registration Confirmation. Sender: Twisted Pervert Newsletter@TwistedPervert.com Subject: END OF QUARTER BONANZA! SMUT! SMUT! SMUT! CHEAP! CHEAP! CHEAP! Sender: The Immorality Warehouse Subject:Bulk Order Purchase Confirmed. OH MY GOD! thinks Fred. What kind of twisted person am I!? There must be 100 messages and they all go on like that! There's not one clean e-mail! He frantically closes the browser, and just in time too. A man carrying a briefcase enters the office. Fred reels around to see who it is, trying not to look too suspicious.
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