Expert Roundtable - Mace or Broadsword in Cavern Quests? The answers may surprise you.
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 22719
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In a recent survey of seasoned Knights and veteran Questers conducted by Weapons Monthly, the startling results indicated that over 35% percent of those Heroes surveyed have, at some point in their careers, partaken of illicit performance enhancing potions. But that really has nothing to do with this article. You may have often wondered to yourself; 'mace or broadsword, which is better in a cavern quest (statistically the most common type of quest)?' Ah, the age old question! One that has been hotly debated amongst warriors for over a generation! But it seems the final verdict on the matter is finally out: broadsword is better. No, wait. I don't think that's right. Scratch that. Must have got something mixed up there. The final verdict on the matter is finally out:wet noodle is better. Now that just can't be right! We should really get our figures straight. Ok, let's try this again. Technical difficulties, folks, we'll get this all sorted out. The final verdict on the matter is out:wet mace is noodle.And there you have it. I think. Stay tuned for next month's edition, we should have this cleared up by then. Sorry. Whoever the editor of this magazine is, they should really be fired, thinks Fred. It's just shameful, really.
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