Earl Stillwater's Essays - Know Your Quarry - Dragons and the Fire Threat, part 3
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 22618
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Dragons and the Fire Threat, part 3: Taking Advantage of a Wyrm's Vulnerable Orifices Whilst It Does Engage in Bodily Functions. In part two of the essay, we discussed how best to distract a Wyrm in the heat of combat, and also how to exhaust and divert their fire-breath without singing a hair on your head. In part 3 of the essay, we will discuss how to take advantage of a wyrm during it's vulnerable periods; while it is sleeping or taking a shyte. It was during my travels in Gana that I was introduced to this rather new method of Dragonslaying. The school of thought in Allaria has generally been an upfront one when it comes to taking on a dragon in combat, lurking in shadows is not the style of most Knights of the Great Kingdom. But hear me out, there is much to be gained in this new style. From lying in wait in a good hiding spot, one can ascertain much from studying a dragon's habits. There are certain times when they are more - vulnerable - you might say. If you come across a wyrm with a fairly regular eating habit and fiber intake, you can take advantage of it's bowel movements, scheduling the times of day when it takes a dump. These are your golden moments of opportunity, for it's bodily orifices are wide open and...
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